/ck/ - Food & Cooking

hey /ck/ tell me how badly i fucked up here
i wasnt really thinking and just chucked random shit in
heres what i did:
* Salt rub beef roasting rump (think i used too much salt here).
* Brown/sear sides of beef in pan (using sesame oil) then chuck it in slow cooker.
* Deglaze pan with red wine.
* Add quite a bit of garlic, little bit of ginger, little bit of mustard.
* Add spices: small amount chinese 5spice and oregano, decent amounts of rosemary, thyme, basil, chilli powder, chilli flakes.
* Add decent amount of soy sauce (used some dark soy sauce too because i didnt have enough of regular).
* Add some chinese rice wine.
* Add a bit of siracha sauce.
* Add beef stock.
* Pour sauce over beef in slowcooker.
its cooking now and it smells really strange
i'm worried

>go into coffee shop
>order a hot tea
>ask for lemon
>no lemon

why aren't you eating an orange right now, /ck/?