/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Poverty eh?

> Pizza
Get a Jack's pizza, or $4 rising crust knockoff from aldis or save a lot

Sprinkle a little bit of salt all over the top of the cheese followed by garlic powder (not garlic salt)... maybe 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon of both.

Upgrades flavor of cheese to make the pizza worth eating.

> Chinese

Get Parboiled Rice, cook it.
Microwave it after cooking it to get more moisture out of it.

Throw in an unwarmed skillet and turn the stove on low.

Pile the rice up in a mound and gently pour a stream of oil (preferably sesame oil, or peanut oil) so that it soaks through the rice evenly. This way you use less oil frying your rice than if you had put it in the pan (to conserve this more expensive oil).

Sprinkle a copius amount of Garlic Powder, Onion Powder, and some Ginger Powder on top of it. Now turn the heat up and mix everything up and keep stirring the rice (about every couple minutes) to make sure everything is getting browned evenly.

When its about done, add frozen vegetables and anything else you want in it. After the vegetables thaw, start dousing the rice in soy sauce (preferably low sodium variety, has a stronger flavor).


>really poor
Bread from the local food pantry, or discount french loaves from walmart.

Before you take a bite of otherwise unadulterated bread eat a couple chips then chew the bread along with them. Or eat a piece of chocolate and then chew on the bread.

Someone told me a technique they use in prison is taking cake icing and spreading it on butter, supposedly makes it taste reminiscent of a cake.

Also in the absence of butter, since butter/marg does not keep, you can put something like Marinade on it and that provides enough flavor to eat the bread as is. herb+garlic, lemon pepper, that sorta thing.

Steak sauce doesn't really do it though, thats about as bad as peanut butter.

If you can, drink a soda just prior to eating bread (or anything else), the gas will make your stomach feel a little bit more full.

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