/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8677095
>tfw socal
>americans keep ruining avocado
>use hard green avocados
>"lol i dont like PLANTS (cilantro, lime, onion, etc.) in my guac"
>put greek yogurt in their guacamole
>mash it into juice
>stop calling their shitty green toothpaste guacamole on bread and just avocado toast so it's not associated with mexicans
>have it served to them in their shitty rich suburban gringo restaurant by poor mexicans as they talk about how great trump is
>we literally let them come to mexico as immigrants in the 1800s
>told them they had to learn some spanish and couldn't bring their slaves
>didn't learn spanish and brought their slaves anyways
>got all pisy because they weren't allowed to kerp black people as property
>went to war with us and took over texas and California
>pretended they were some kind of heros
>muh alimo
>US government casually annexes texas and California
>muh manifest destiny
>polk purposely trespasses and baits mexican soldiers outside the texas border
>pretends their the victim and proceeds to take half of mexico's land
>today they use mexicans for cheap labor to dodge their already shit minimum wage
>get nad when mexicans try to cross the border that didn't use to be there
>call us rapists, killers, and drug dealers and try to deport us as they give their rich kid college rapists 3 months, invade countries for oil, and give crack to their black neighborhoods
>try to build a fucking wall because they think they're the victim
>can't even leave us our avocados
>make shit like pic related
Fuck americans

This shit is so good. When I was on a diet I bought this to have on toast, but holy shit I could eat the entire thing with a spoon.