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>>8724496
I once had 2 5ths of vodka out in my car that id had out there hid for like 4 months for a special ocassion because my girlfriend at the time would have fucked my ass up if she knew I owned alcohol but the pussy was just that good I assure you.
Anyway one day I opened one up and started drinking. I was beginning to feel pretty slizzered after about 4-5 quick consecutive shots and it was starting to get late so I figured hell im not feeling too drunk but I think maybe ill go to bed.
It was at that time I decided to take a 5 mg ambien that I had been taking for sleep for the 3-4 months I hadn't drank anything and went and hopped in the bed... Huge fucking mistake taking that pill but I had little experience with it.
Next thing I remember is my girlfriend coming into her room with one of the 5ths of vodka turning on the lights to wake me. She was like "what the fuck is this?" To my horror I see that I have taken one of her favorite shirts, opened up the other 5th of vodka, doused it with about half the bottle and had stuffed her shirt down in the remaining vodka in the bottle.
I had made a homemade fucking molotov cocktail while sleepwalking using my girlfriends favorite shirt and luckily decided to go back to sleep before I fucked something up with it. Unfortunately I left it lying right in the middle of the living room. If that girls eyes could have fucked me to death I swear that's what they were doing.