/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18590532
Seriously guys, do I keep the bean water or not?

>>14028649
Ding

>>13890040
you can make fun of scotch, you can make fun of grilled tortillas, you can make fun of America, BUT TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT FIRE SAUCE YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU

>>13884612
yes i have and its absolutely disgusting
sweet things, not just pineapple but pineapple is the biggest offender
does NOT belong on pizza
its repulsive and ruins the pizza even after you pluck every single one off
they dont belong on burgers either
and stop putting cranberries in your salad you dumb hippy/female

>>13880390
>tfw you tried to get free chocolates but end up getting caught and having to repay.

>>13836991
no hes based and mommy pilled you faggot.

>>13779605
>cream ale

>>12544285
Tom why!!!

>buy new NS pan
>forget to turn off the stove and superheat it
>never the same again
Every fucking time

>be me
>buy tarragon seeds and plant them in the garden
>shit grows like weed
>happy as fuck because of unlimited tarragon
>try it for the first time
>tastes like grass
>google it up
>only Russian actually tarragon sprouts seeds and it's nearly tasteless
>what i wanted is french tarragon
I got dabbed on by the seedmerchant jew

>>11921943
>will never have family dinner again because a bunch of them died and now no one talks to each other

>you will never be that engineer who designed the Ferrero Rocher production line.
Chefs are faggots in comparison.

>>11228064
I've come to not really enjoy cooking over the years and just wish I had a woman cook for me instead, even if she couldn't cook that well, I'd be ok with it instead of me cooking. I usually cuss and get frustrated when cooking because I have shit tools and im impatient. I also hate doing dishes and feel like I spend the entire time cleaning as Im going yet still make a huge mess.
the only cooking I feel "good" about is throwing rice, chili, or pasta and cut up hot dogs or some shit in a pot because otherwise if I cook a "real" meal, I have to buy 40 dollars of ingredients, only cook for myself so there is way too much, took forever to cook, made a fucking mess, it wasn't worth the money or effort and half of it gets wasted.
I genuinely dont like cooking.

>decent Italian pizza place
>new owner is a pajeet or arab
>pizza instantly turns to shit

>go to new sushi place
>hostess is cute, friendly 20 something asian girl
>it's only me and one other customer
>she sits with me and orders for me in japanese to chef
>I dont even like salmon roe but I force myself to eat it because shes cute as fuck
>I only get charged for half of the stuff I eat
>shes openly flirting with me
>it gets busy suddenly so she has to leave me
>too much of a sperg retard to get her number or ask her out and it's too late by then

>>10800502
my parents divorced when I was 8. I miss her making me snacks when I was little. i didn't ask for that feel.

>people in the office decide to order pizza
>usually look for someone to share a pizza with
>just want some meat + some type of veggie
>All the men laugh and mock me
>have to share one with the girls
Why are manchildren so afraid of vegetables?

Chinese takeout place. The owners were these cutthroat chinese people you always hear about. The owners would straight up tell business men to fuck off everytime they were trying to sell something to their restaurant. I pop in and I get told "10 mins!" feels good to not have to order even made the husband laugh which was weird cause they always looked pissed off. Though i dont live as close anymore I still miss those damn chinese people.

>living in apartment
>next door neighbor orders pizza
>pizza guy knocks on their door but I hear it and think someone is at my door
>answer it and get confused when I see him because I didn't order pizza
>stare into his eyes silently for five seconds before he says "Uhhh, hi?"
>only now do I realize he's there for the neighbor
>keep staring for a couple seconds while I try to decide if I should say anything
>decide against it and just slowly close the door

>>9823005
went grocery shopping for the week and bought nothing but processed food and shit (canned foods, boxed dinners, frozen dinners, etc.)
>$55

>>9818331
>grow up in hispanic household
>parents and grandparents put lime on mcfucking EVERYTHING
>can't stand lime now
at least a have an acquired taste for pineapple soda

>when you get through the day without feeling light-headed and start panicking that you might have accidentally eaten too much

Sick as shit and broke having Maruchan Chicken Ramen

>>9695183
i SIP but i DONT GRIP because I HAVE NO GRIP ON LIFE ANYMORE