/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9050624

The last time I got violently ill was due to an undercooked spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's. It didn't last long, but it fucking hurt.

The worst I've ever gotten it is as follows.
>22 camping with friends
>planned to leave after 5 days, but decide to stay through the weekend
>caught loads of fish since it's mid spawn
>last night have huge fish fry with friends camping close by
>it's all super good
>crappie, catfish, bass, fries, hush puppies
>wake up in the middle of the night feeling funny
>I really need to shit
>go do my thing without cause for concern, nothing too violent
>on the way back to the campsite get a drink from the faucet that sticks out out from the side of the busted water fountain
>due to being tired and it being super dark, don't realize the faucet on the side is non potable fucking lake water
>wake up in the morning freezing cold and sweating
>stomach is knotted and doing flips
>leave campsite and have to stop 30 minutes later
>sprint inside gas station but don't quite make it into the bathroom
>my hand is on the bathroom door as I projectile vomit down the hallway
>two cute girls are exiting the girl's room at the same time
>the puke covers their shoes
>I ignore their screams and rip the door open as my asshole lets loose
>this came as a bit of a surprise because I didn't feel like I had to shit before the vomit
>I throw my ass onto the toilet and notice the trail of shit leading to my stall
>think about the girls with puke shoes still screaming outside and how they must've seen me shit my shorts
>chuckle to myself thinking of the horror show in the hall and because I can't think of any other way to deal with this
>mfw
>stay in bathroom for like an hour before I could leave
>wind up ditching underwear and shorts in the trash can after my friends brought me clean shorts
>haul ass out of gas station before I get questioned

I stayed sick for a few days after too. I've never been that sick before or after that.