/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Everyone's grandmas, who cooked the best food imaginable with whatever the fuck they had lying around, reading through this thread.

>>19271540
>It's heavy
Imagine being out-muscled by 19th century housewives

>>19195538
>can't handle banter

>>18968461
She gave you all that shit because it made you shut up and leave her alone so she could drink box wine while watching The Price is Right.

Pop tarts blow ass. They're only considered "good" by nostalgia chasing millennials whose mothers didn't love them enough to make them a proper breakfast in the morning. I never tried one until I was an adult, and they suck.

>>17902017
>My mum and dad say I tried other foods as a toddler but I always turned my nose up or refused to put them in my mouth

Do British parents really let their toddlers bully them? You're the one in charge for fucks sake, make them eat it.

>>16912787
I got the same shit when I'd bring food made by my German mother to school. You're not special Josh, grow thicker skin.

>>16636353
By not giving a shit what Twitter and Tumblr think about anything you do in your kitchen

>>14756097
>your gif
>clues on plausibility of a homemade blender
>heating via an alternative canister
>Varieties of botanicals, e.g.
>Your most intriguing niches
>observe my awkward syntax inundated with verbose diction and hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian terminology
stop tipping your fedora faggot. You think you impress us with that?

Coke has a sweeter, bolder deeper taste. It's just superior in every way compared to pepsi. What kind of spear chucking savage would choose pepsi over coke? Have you no class or taste?

>>12175135
$20 bucks says this nigga has never owned a passport any takers?

>>11758794
>have world class chefs at your disposal
>serve mcdonalds
I guess "donald" is in their name so that's why he likes them so much

>>11034654

>>10885719
Are you retarded or just willfully, stupendously ignorant?

Every small town in America has a bar, even tiny little towns that spring up where two county roads cross. At that crossroads you will find a bar, I guarantee it.

This is just more proof that real American culture lives in the interior, not on the coasts. Fuck off back to your wine bar and your tapas. You want a "cage" to live in? What the fuck do you think a city is?

>>10122137
>>10122148
>>10122157
nice samefagging

>>10090525
you are dumb as shit for not storing your onions in the fridge. I have literally never had this problem

>>9427219
"mar" is right in the title you dip, it was you who was wrong for selling her sauce without seafood in it as advertised

Over 64 replies and we're barely halfway there?

>>40548
>Everyone who disagrees with me is a shill

Genuinely pathetic. I truly mean that.

>>8466554
>"I don't know shit about physiology" the post

>>8432016
so what? are you butthurt that something fun became popular elsewhere? that is a pretty strange thing to complain about