/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The Rev.

>like almost 70
>scrawny, about 5'10
>knobbly bleached hands because he uses bleach on everything
>sporting the biggest bushiest handlebar moustache I have ever beheld
>alcoholic, drinks wine starting at 10 in the morning to about
>actually a reverend, Harvard graduate in Theology
>raised protestant, considers himself Buddhist
>Half owner of the restaurant
>makes all the pie from scratch every Friday at 4am
>listens to exclusively NPR, All Things Considered was favorite and he never missed it
>loves discussing philosophy and religion
>prefaced every conversation with "Well...." like Deckard Cain
>tolerated other dishwasher blasting Run the Jewels next to his ear every. Single. Day.
>the chillest ever
>an actual saint

Only thing that angered him was an autistic regard of placement to every single piece of dishware, cookware and cutlery. One thing out of place and he would go "WHO PUT THIS HERE? IT GOES HERE" and slam it down. Working with him was such a treat and he seemed almost unreal at times. I would love to post a pic of this absolute, beautiful specimen but I have to protect him.

I'm gonna cry when he leaves this world but he has a mansion waiting for him up there, with the cleanest and most beautiful kitchen. I can't wait to be invited to one of his afterlife dinner parties.