/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19022232
>go to mexican restaurant
>waiter can't speak english well enough to take the order properly
>don't get what I want
>don't want to be racist so don't say anything

>>18857031

>>16488664
yikes

It's my birthday so whatever the people who love and care about me decide to cook for me

>>16348186
Work all day then come home and be depressed since I have no friends, smoke some weed then jerk off and go to bed so I can go to work the next day so I can come home and be depressed since I don't have a gf, then smoke some weed and jerk off and go to bed so I can work the next day...

>>14789480
>get invited out drinking by coworkers
>decline knowing I'd get hammered

>>14592388
>sex before marriage

Dumb thot. Kid will grow up without God and you're the reason. I bet you can't even pickle. I swear I hope you don't live near me because I can SMELL the sin radiating off of you (PS it smells like cheetos and old bay).

>>14592415
>oh yeah we're getting married eventually
>mfw hearing that
Heh. Sure.

>>14160732
i had to serve an old black lady who insited on tipping too, she was a regular also, but the tip she gave me and the other employees was always 35 cents.
''here, buy yourself a snack.
mfw

>>14011432
I just want to feel the magic.

>>13508494
There's a girl that i'm absolutely obsessed with. I can't be near her without having a minor panic attack. It's pretty shit. I don't even have a problem with women. Just this one girl. I was in a relationship for like 6 years. I have no issue talking to pretty women, I am fairly attractive myself. But this one girl. I can't even ask her name. It's really weird. It's like a spell or something. I can't rationalize it. I'm probably going to kys myself over it anyway since it doesn't matter anyway.

Coffee is the only thing I look forward to in life anymore. I drink one cup a day and it makes life a bit more tolerable.

Ok, real, real, real talk time.

Is it acceptable to eat in a restaurant by yourself? Specifically evenings.

post shift thread.

how was service?
what you drinking now?
whose getting fired if they fucking do that again?

just finished my shift tonight, got a little loose during the shift( bartender here) easy close and good money. Ideal tuesday.

I...I think it tastes good :(

>>11531962
Put some cottage cheese in near there and you'll get some nice Roquefort

>>11520820
>work at super market
>I have to ask costumers who look under 40 for their ID before they buy alcohol or I get fucked by the police
>Police have some program where they send kids to buy alcohol to test stores
>Make sure to card everybody who looks remotely young because the store made it very clear I'm on my own if I sell alcohol to anyone under 21
>Some girl came to my register and wanted to buy alcohol
>Ask for her ID
>She flips out because she said she didn't bring it with her and she wasn't going back home just for it
>explain to her that can't sell it to her without an ID
>She wants to speak to manager
>manager says the same thing
>She grabs the bottles and smashes them on the ground and leaves
Who the fuck doesn't bring their ID to buy alcohol?

>>11437320
Here ;(

I FUCKING HATE SUSHI
I HATE IT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WHAT A DISGUSTING PUECE OF SHIT, IM ANGERED
NOW ALL MY OTHER FOOD HAS BEEN RUINED
SUSHI NEVER AGAIN

>>10873703
Spicy Italian on Herb and Cheese.
Lettuce, Onion, Pickle, Jalapeno, Banana Pepper with a dousing of red wine vinegar on the greens with pepper and mustard/mayo.

NO TIP.

>go to high end buffet with gf and her parents to treat them for their anniversary.
>Its not a buffet in the sense of heat lamps and shit but you go to different stations and pick want you want and they make it while you go around choosing your salads/side dishes
>Gf is super high maintenance and is always late getting ready
>We show up 45 mins late
>Her parents (being used to this) didn't mind and were just sipping on coffee until we arrived (brunch buffet)
>Because it's not a "normal" buffet the time to get served is similar to that of a regular restaurant.
>We get our food picked out and cooked and served.
>Manager of restaurant comes up to us just as we start eating (you it eat it slow, savour it, not just smash it down your gullet)
>Excuse me, but you'll have to finish in 10 mins, we have a 1.5 hour policy per table
>Gf goes extreme bitch mode
>Raises her voice
>We're paying customers with reservations! No one ever told us about a time limit! We're paying $75 per person! We'll take as much time as we want!
>Everyone is looking at us
>But ma'am we have people waiting to b-
>I DONT GIVE A SHIT!
>BB....BB....relax....
>Fine. We'll leave but I want all of this wrapped up and we're not paying for it.
>Mfw the manager actually agreed to that proposition likely to avoid her making a bigger scene.
>Mfw she asked to see the desert cart and picked like half the shit on it to go with us for free

It was kinda hot in a way but also embarassing.

>serves 4 people

>>9731525
>Walk into a dimly-lit room
>Uniformed Mexican waiter says "Welcome to Chili's"
>Panic and leave, sweating profusely

>>9727674
>touch plate
>is actually scalding hot
>burn fingers
>have to play it off like nothing happened so i don't look like a doofus

>>9667838
>girl joins the guild