/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why is 90% of this board just niggerslop?
I wouldn't even feed my worst enemy mcslop.

Do people really think Buffalo trace is good? I would only use it for an old fashioned

>>19514204
>Buy a 1lb bag of shredded lettuce for tacos
>Use Maybe a 1/5 of it on 2lbs of ground beef worth of tacos
>Rest sits in the vegetable drawer for a month before it decomposes into a bag of slime and gets thrown away

I just ate a whole box of life cereal and realized each serving has 70% of your DV of Iron, what the fuck, that is a lot of Iron, I basically had 10x the reccomended daily value of Iron

Am I gonna be okay?

>>19139465
So wait, his arm can actually work he just doesn't try to do physio on it? Let this fat retard die already, fucking idiot

>>19010446
This set is literally $2500 USD

Hey do you guys ever get those really deep gurgley farts? The ones that you can feel right in your hip and pelvis. The really deep ones that make ripples and makes your skin feel hollow? I live for those farts. Not smelling them thats gross. Doing them. Doing them drives me. Everyday I manipulate my sitting positions and my adaptive breathing measures to encapsulate more fart in my intestines. I end the day snug as a bug in a rug tucked in by 73 year old mom from head to toe and I cock my leg up and I arch my lower back and I rumble the head boards. I love those gurgley bastards. I live for them.

I ate a whole pan of Cheeseburger Macaroni again

>>17916008
>>17916019
I just had mcdonalds last night. I ordered 5 cheeseburgers, a large fries, and a large drink. I was still kind of hungry after I finished. I'm not obese. It was $13 something. Just 2 years ago I was able to get full off $7, but they raised the prices dramatically.

I rarely use the oven because we store our excess pots and pans in it and it takes too long to remove all of them and put them back in.

>I only drink water

>>17738877
>pours 1 beaten egg into a 16'' skillet
>way too hot
>clunky as fuck handling of everything
>awkwardly reaches across counter to grab cloth to shake pan
>throws the cloth out of reach
>moves the eggs around a bunch of times aimlessly
>awkwardly grabs cloth he threw out of reach again
>serves rancid oil soaked eggs on a plate
>leaves some egg behind
>stirs leftover eggs in pan around for no reason
>doesn't get them out to eat>>17738903

Are all cast iron fags this retarded?

Costco once sold a tequila infused cheese. It was so fucking good. I cant find it anywhere now, only whiskey infused cheese.

>Having death flowing through your walls 24/7 just so that making tea is easier

I am so hungry all of the damn time. How do you deal with this, /ck/?

Is there such a thing as "the best food"?

I'm a vascular surgeon in training. What is the BEST jam/marmelade regarding brand, taste and healthiness?
I will be using it to make PB&J sandwiches for my work lunch. By helping me, you're helping the people I'm treating by proxy, so answer the question.

I'm a vascular surgeon in training. You're the food-addicted fat fucks of 4chan and you will answer my question.
What is the BEST food to take to work? It should cost little to no time to prepare, not need refrigeration, have protein and taste good. Nothing that will make me look like an autistic FREAK, like sardines.

Why does my penis taste like mint-chip ice cream?

Pork is dirty, eats feces and non-edible stuff around it, and is full of worms like tenia and Ascaris. It was never meant for human consumption. IMO it gives irritable bowel syndrome

I mixed cane sugar, lard and bread crumbs into a paste and ate it as is. It was pretty decent desu.

>>17245041
imagine being such an eager to please wagecuck that you get a promotion. if you "worked your way up" that means you're a huge brown nose.

>>17227698
we put bullets in everything, too, want one?

>>17226171
i'm just looking at pictures of canada on google images. i had no idea you guys are such a shithole