/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10506567
>MILK TEA

>tfw restaurants/cafes have emasculating titles for their most delicious dishes
I will NOT order the "ooey-gooey dirty gold finger-lickin'chickin' tenders"
I am a MAN

>parents are vegan
>always try to change menu items like the special pizza without the cheese or toppings with added shit
>get pissed as fuck when they invariably have a shitty stripped down meal or the chef refuses to make some weird concoction
>would rather complain in a regular restaurant to fuel their victim complex than eat at a vegan restaurant, time and time again

>one vegan place that my parents do eat at they pretend like they own the place
>they memorize everyone's name and nose in on their private lives
>"Where's X waitress today? Did her boyfriend propose to her yet? Is she pregnant?" ect.
>Dad makes up dumb names for his altered menu items
>orders a "cosmic monkey", expecting it to catch on
>gets passive-aggressive when he confuses the cashier and they give him a regular item
>tries to help out the business by suggesting products
>"You guys should really try "x" hot sauce, I know the guy there and could set up a meeting"
>they always make the same fucking deprecating jokes
>"Oh we hated the meal; such small portions!"
>Mother always says "pig out!" before we eat like we're fat or something
>mfw all of this

>>8947968
>MIXING IT WITH THE SAUCE
YOU FUCKING RETARD LEAVE THIS FUCKING THREAD IN DISGRACE AND NEVER RETURN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8134288
Pizz...azz

Yes, it does

>>6424358

>takes cheese off and 80% of sauce is on it
>scrapes remainder of sauce stuck on bread

>"NO SAUCE! NO SAUCE WHAT SO EVER!"

i fucking hate this fat piece of shit more and more everyday lmao