/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7131854
I think his epic chili saga is a great place to start

>enters church chili cook off
>makes chili with last years frozen brisket
>before judging he's already covering his ass and saying the teams and judges cheat in some kind of conspiracy
>of course he loses bad
>a week later, still salty and buttmad about losing a church chili competition
>decides to go to a chili fundraiser event for old women and kids
>marching around like a big dick chili authority criticising little kids recipes
>keeps saying the chili's are mediocre and stating that he's here in search of a truly award winning magical gourmet chili
>at a fucking fundraiser

Why don't we make a bun out of potatoes?

>>4036523
I TRIED

>>3982346
>every day