/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18825593
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>>9051461
I really want to believe this

who is dat lentil snap?

>>8534520
It's so big and joocy.

>>8489789
At this stage I'm entering full on tinfoil hat status and going to claim he's a genius trolling for views.
Tammy seems smart and I doubt she'd marry such a moron, I'd smash her roastie curtains in in a heartbeat.

tl;dr I want to eat Tammy's roast beef

The only sexy couple I'd trust in the kitchen, try Tammy's clam bake today!

>>8437245
I like where this is going.
Please tell me there's a part where Tammy is sitting on Jack Jr's mouth, spraying yellow, lumpy diarrhoea straight down his throat.

Does anyone else fantasize what Tammy's pussy would taste like?
I'm going with vintage cheddar, vinegar and fermenting apples.
I'd eat that shit for days..

>>8352896
Tammy is my only Queen you unloyal fucks.
Soon Kay threads will be deleted as fast as Jack.

>>8246483
To feed Tammy an entire party cheese salad and then have her tie me up and use only my mouth as her toilet for the next 24 hours

>>8232608
Thinly veiled Jack thread.

>>8211439
>Thinly veiled Jack thread request detected

>>8192782
I want to see Jack and Joey spitroasting Tamz.

>>8083317
I just want to stick my tongue in his mouth and brush his teeth with it, right after he's been down on Tams.>>8083317

>>8080194
I prefer cooking with the lovable Jack Scalfani.

>>8071501
No.
Her no-ass, no-tits and sweet baby shit are not my thing.
I need a real woman's vinegary sour shit, pic related.

>>8069977
She reminds me of Tammy's uglier sister.

>>8061175
Did you mean lick?
If I ever had that much money saved I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Can I get Tams involved somehow too?

>>8058100
T H I C C
Like Tammy's vaginal juices.