/ck/ - Food & Cooking

King of Japan here. Stopped off at the conbini on my way to work to pic up some high quality breakfast.
Oh yeah, check that out. They call it the big Weiner. 20 seconds in the microwave and I'm eating like a king.
Just think that hyper autistic rich guy would sell his whole farm, just for a sniff of an authentic Japanese big Weiner.
But he won't. He never will. He says he can, but he won't, and he knows that.