/ck/ - Food & Cooking

> Jabba the G-G-Gutt's sister walks in.
> Waddling and teetering on bringing a 7.1 Haiti-tier earthquake to the entirety of the east coast, but otherwise walking fine under her own strength.
> Makes it to self scan entirely out of breath. The entrance is about fifteen feet away.
> Look of utter hopelessness and defeat in her eyes as her pupils morph into those golden arches. You are what you eat.
> Screams into the ether, "I need a scooter! Can someone get me a scooter? I'm handicapped!"
> Genuinely consider giving her the scooter with low battery.
> Imagine her stuck in a scooter in the frozen food aisle, wailing for help like a Siren; instead of calling for Ulysses and his sailors, she's calling for chicken tendies and Banquet frozen dinners.

Grocery store stories