/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I deadass be on a whole roast session bout the smallest things. Like this girl wanted Mayo on a gyro??? The second I walked away from that table I was shit talking like huh? Mayo? Like why would we even have Mayo at a Greek food restaurant? Then she just wanted like pita and meat and Mayo? Huh? I thought I was losing my mind. Then the pure embarrassment of coming up to the chef and asking if we had Mayo. It was insulting to even ask him he spends hours putting together ideas for meals and such. Just for some Mayo loving loser to throw it out the window. The chefs raw confusion and anger could be felt in waves like Mayo??? Imagine if you were in like japan and someone made you homemade ramen and ur ass asked for ketchup? You’d be a disgrace, the fact that Mayo was even mentioned in that restaurant shouldn’t have happened. So I walk back to her table to inform her that we don’t have her Mayo. Then she says “why don’t you have Mayo?” In this accusative way. Did she think I personally just fucking chugged the Mayo? Like this was a plot against her meal??? I calmly told her that we as a Greek restaurant don’t have Mayo because it’s not common for customers to want it and it doesn’t match our menu style. Then she says “well that makes no sense”. Yea bitch it fucking does you uncultured leach of society. I was frozen, my mind and mouth holding back a rain of insults about “Mayo”. She sat their waiting for an answer. I then told her I’m sorry on behalf of the restaurant, she just sighed and looked at her phone then said “I just can’t believe this”. I managed to walk away in time with my sanity being held together with Elmer’s glue. This is truly the twilight of the human race. I wish I could drown her in mayo stupid fucking hoe bitch slut I hate her, this is a gyro not a burger.


I can't take it anymore.