/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Listen. Black coffee is superior. There is no argument to be had. If you drink black coffee, you dont have the moral problem of drinking milk, you dont get fat from the sugar, you get nice bitter coffee which just tastes better. Honestly, if you like coffee with milk (yeah those people exist), you dont like coffee, you like warm milk with some flavory stuff. You're not a real man. I used to be like you guys, drinking my coffee with milk and sugar. Every time someone offered me a coffee, I had to inconvenience them to go get milk and also put sugar in it. What a dick move. But they did it, because they were being nice. I used to be like that. One day I was welding shit together, grinding fresh welds to perfection, you know, manly man shit. I went to the kitchen to get coffee, but there was no milk. No sugar. No ground coffee. Just coffee beans. So I went to work, crushing up the beans and putting them in a cup, poured hot water over it, waited a bit (im no pussy but only psychopaths drink their coffee super hot), and drank it. It was disgusting. It was bitter. It was nothing like any coffee i'd had before. But that's when I realized that black coffee is much more than just coffee without milk. Its the real deal. Its a lifestyle. Its the feeling of purity, manliness, elegance, all in a hot cup. When someone offers me a coffee, I just say thanks. No milk. No sugar. Some are surprised, some ask again "are you sure?". Yes, yes, I am sure. I'm no pussy. I dont like warm milk. I like roasted bean juice and if it doesnt taste like roasted bean juice, its not coffee.