/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17751698
from that list, I won't eat
>crab, oysters, shrimp, snails, pork

>>17751708
>eating unclean food

>>17752131
miso soup has tofu, that's basically the only application of tofu I've liked and would eat again

>>17752164
it was real in my mind :^)

>needing iodized salt

Beautiful.

What does /ck/ think of Miso Soup?

High test soups
>miso
>tomato
>mushroom

>"Mmm, salty, but it's the complex umami flavours. Umami is the Japanese word for "monosodium glutamate" if you weren't aware. Quite rich, quite delicate. With some subtle fishy undern-"
shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up
Drinking salty bacterial estrogenbean paste dissolved in water isn't just a bizzare cultural practice; it's evidence for mass psychosis on a societal level.
If you came across a person who ingested seawater and seaweed every day, you wouldn't say "What a great idea, I hadn't thought of drinking seawater and seaweed for breakfast before. So refreshing!"
No, what you'd do is call the police and try to get that person to a mental hospital.

Outside of another occupation, how do we guide the soulless Japanese back to the light of God?

Miso soup!!!! Bahahahaha I'm such a memester, I'm a /ck/ celebrity at this point

>third glass of miso soup today