/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6148933
>how am I supposed to deal with a guy like this?

you don't
leave this fucking aspie and find somebody else

>>5496699
In Amercia we say two weeks for fortnight,
we say asphalt for Tarmac.
We have carry out not take away.
They're bloody fries not chips,
It's chips not crisps.
I'll do that thing right away not straight away.
I'm hanging up the phone not ringing off.
It's her cute butt not her cute bum.
You get some nookie not some crumpet.
And last it's a vagina not a quim,