/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20093011
Cats are obligate carnivores. That means that they die instantly if they touch a vegetable.

>>18708286
It's a tree kangaroo.

>>13880184
>why vegans just don't eat real meat
while that IS the prevailing question, the OP and >>13880437 are meant to bring meat-eaters to the vegan side by giving us steak without giving us animal

>>13399838
I know right? My place doesn't allow pets, and is so small it would be torturing the poor critter. I mean it's not Euro or Californian size, but still.

Also there are no cats in this town. Old folk shoot any "pests" with air rifles. I hate boomers.

>>12743294
Go show off your melanin on /b/ or something.

>>11853707

>>11816690
/ck/ is me, some 13 women, dinotendies and like 5 fat fucks who keep making fast food threads

>>11715178
>>11720917
>>11721512
It was made for stretching out chocolate rations in Europe during one of the world wars, can't remember which one exactly.

>>11448836
It's a doggy dog world, kiddo.
The strongest beastie gets the coveted broc.

>>10908397
>there is a major communication barrier here and now this guy just killed a random fish for me and i guess im buying it

you got seen pointing at a fish, the fish guy says something in broken vietnamese, and you kinda nodded?

>>10722982
unwashed hershey highway of a freshly killed boar

>>10654513
>potentially harmful
Again; citation needed.
And as you'd know if you paid a little attention to the thread; the animals like the fruits and vegetables people are giving them. It's a treat.
When someone says "My dog loves carrots because of the crunch" he's not forcing a whole one down the dog's throat, you fucking idiot.

The fact that someone who is, at least technically, an adult is this fucking dense makes it so much worse than if you were the 12-year-old you act like.

>>10654517
Yes, we all know these threads get made all the time. We just like talking about our animals.

>>10258543
>>10256755
That would be all grill at my place and GTFO with that attitude sautee is the best station it may not be pantry but it's fun

>>10200628
Not American ones because we are civilized

>>10183116
Thanks for the suggestion, but my very heterosexual fellow cant stand milky white things on his food, thats why tsaskisikskiki isnt an option.

>>9924993
this

if you want the real reason for some recipe working -> serious eats

intro to cooking -> good eats
better cooking -> christopher 'cunt destroyer' kimball shows
best cooking -> serious eats

>>9871354
I used to twist together shrimp over a tenderloin that's been topped with bernaise with asparagus underneath. Lobster is highly overrated unless you're used to overcooked everything.

>>9743549
can you grind up some catnip with msg and see how patti reacts?

>>9644436
meow meow meow

meow meow

meow meow meow meow meow.

>>9587951
Delusional.