/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15195842

Tell your guests that in this house, we respect EVERY life, including that of plants--even though your guest's caucasian chakras are probably too insensitive to perceive the screams and suffering of carrots and broccolis, which every true yogi knows are just as sentient as cows and chickens. But since "life must eat life to live", as noted by noted Hindu scholar >>15195930, in this house we choose to eat only the most energy-dense life forms, in order to take the fewest total lives, and thus to minimize the overall suffering in the universe.

Tonight, that means baby-back ribs. Put on your bibs and take off your pants, 'cuz this is gonna get messy. Namaste, famalam!