/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>working in the kitchen in a pub
>also a motel
>also a liqueur store
>also I live there
>good old small town life
>some very stereotypical English guys over from England
>staying in the motel
>they get the hot wings
>its just franks red hot sauce
>FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT
>they complain its not hot enough
>don't blame them
>next day they get the wings again
>complain its not hot enough
>bartender tells me this
>O RLY?
>whens the last time you saw that meme? >been a while for me
>I think I will post the picture for old times sake
>next day bring in my own hotsauce from home
>Blairs Ultra Death
>its 1778 times hotter than franks
>its go time motherfuckers
>only one guy in this time
>damn
>he will have to be the sole victim I suppose
>orders the wings again
>slather that shit in blairs
>watch from the door
>English guy takes a bite
>instantly starts sweating
>hiccups a couple times
>good good good
>bartender asks him "you doin alright there m8?"
>he was Australian by the way
>Englishman downs all his beer
>signals for another one
>watch as he struggles to get through the wings
>he only eats half of them
>admits defeat
>says to the bartender "I am a drunken enlishman and I eat hot wings every time I go to a pub and this is the first time I never finished"
>my work here is done