/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8899942
My nigga.
>3x frito burritos, add sour cream
>Large baja blast (happy hour)
>Delicious as fuck, $5, feel full through the work day and when I get home

I hate you white chocolate, you're awful. You taste like trash and you look like solidified semen. You ruin everything you touch. Chocolate tastes fine as is, as does dark chocolate. You have no reason to exist, you are inferior in every way, shape, and form. You are useless. Some idiot in his hubris decided to make white chocolate, for whatever damn reason, and you are the abortion of a result that he somehow thought was delicious. You aren't even candy, you are vile and foul. Whoever thought they could improve upon chocolate deserves to be drawn and quartered. There is nothing wrong with chocolate. You think you're so damn good that being just plain old regular chocolate isn't enough, that you have to look and taste different? Fuck off, white chocolate. You don't deserve to be called chocolate.

When I was little I'd take one of the prepackaged chip bags, crush it up in my hand, pour out the dust in a bowl, pour in a little bit of salsa and stir it up with a fork and eat it.
A few weeks ago I tried to make "chili" but lacked any of the ingredients. I ended up making a gigantic pot of 5 different kinds of beans with tomatoes and tomato paste. It tasted disgusting. I poured some out in a bowl, mashed up a bunch of crackers, poured a shit ton of hot sauce in there, opened up a can of tuna and poured the juice out, then put the tuna in the bowl along with a scoop of peanut butter. It tasted disgusting but I was full.