/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I had a dream that coffee was my gf. I blew raspberries on her liquid surface and she giggled. it was soft and warm. she said she loved me.

coffee thread now!

What is the optimal coffee to water ratio and why is it 1:25?
Post coffee-related memes you've fallen for this week!

What ever happened to the cawfee generals? Used to be people who actually cared about coffee on /ck/, there were gear discussions and brewing discussions and so on.

Now it seems like you're some kind of elite sophisticated coffee snob so long as your stale pre-ground commodity ashes aren't adulterated with sugar. /ck/ has fallen on hard times, let's fix that.

Also, official coffee thread.

When was the last time you went to a real coffee shop?
I mean one that actually grinds beans before brewing and serves coffee in actual dishware and doesn't have a drive-thru nor locations on all 7 continents.

Also coffee thread.

What coffee-related memes have you fallen for this week?

Friendly reminder that the quality to price ratio for whole bean coffee sharply plateaus at around $7/lb~

$10 grinder + $10 melitta pourover is objectively the best way to enjoy coffee.

Another round of the eternal coffee general!
Old thread: >>8939743

What memes have you fallen for today?

Post coffee and coffee accessories in this ITT!
Old thread: >>8578308

Bonus question:
If your autism level is a function of the cost of your current coffee setup and the number of individual moving parts you have to wash after making coffee, how far down the usagi hole have you gone?

>>8579476
no this is cowfee thread

Previous shit thread: >>8496980
Post coffee and coffee accessories!
No mycotoxin shitposting allowed!
Do not reply to the coffee mold shitposter!

>>8499948
/cowfee/