/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19936415
Anon, you are ON tonight, take that big fat WIN, and this (you)
Thread is all downhill from this point on.

>>19576912
I-I- I really can't disagree...
a bit scattered, but BASED nonetheless.
>>19576915
>tempeh pastrami
Manmade Horrors Beyond Your....

>>19496431
Truly, If there's a problem it'd be with the corn, but since it's frozen from fresh instead of dried for meal, it's probably not AS soaked with glyphosate. The US has turned fucking up the food supply into a double win for both AG and Pharma.

>>18722249
No-Sir... There is a sub-layer even unto the wee cornpups--
I had the displeasure of being invited over to dinner at an old fart framer's, Niece's house for "Dinner" back when I was a kid framing houses.I tried to decline 3-4 times before I even got there, as I was only taking the old Fart home from work--no car/truck for some reason. I tried AGAIN to politely decline dinner, but guy seemed strangely defensive about refused hospitality.
>"Hey, Anon..Why don't you have dinner with us when you drop me off?"
>"well, I...I kinda..."
>"No man, I INSIST. It's the least I could do.."
>"That's alright man..I kinda..."
>"NOPE! I won't take no for an answer"
>get in truck start heading to "his" place...
>"Hey man, stop in here real quick--I'll get some beers"
>Whatever--it's a cheap stop-n-shop, the kind with bars on the windows and doors--I wait in the truck.
>10 minutes later Old fuck comes out with a 12pk of Busch lite or some other, similar swill and a big grin like he'd just scored a really good beer, just for the occasion.
>Foreboding intensifies
>turn off into the apartment complexes main drive--looks suspiciously like the Section 8 apartments in the town 30 miles south where I'm living.
>get to the apartment all the way in the back of a winding maze of shitty sec8 "Townhouses"
>Old fuck tells me it's not really his place but his niece's and he's just staying there for a while. Great, now I'm dinner crashing too.
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