/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15112336
YES

huh wat u mean

>be me
>21
>go out to local bar and get drunk as fuck
>bad move
>apparently piss this one guy off simply by existing
>him and his buddies walk up to me
>I, being full of drunk pride, simply insult the faggots
>bad move again
>One guy clocks me, I get knocked out cold
>I wake up, confused and disoriented, in a dark room
>what the fuck
>I'm sitting in a chair, but I'm strapped in and can't move
>There is something strapped around my head, and there is something wet and spongy on the top of my head
>it dawns on me
>I am sitting in an electric chair
>oh shit
>start thrashing around like a madman
>still partially drunk, by the way
>manage to get one of my arms unstrapped
>tear off everything else and get out of the chair
>start to head for the door, when I hear someone thundering towards the door
>like it literally sounded like thunder
>I crouch down in a corner and hope for the best
>The sound is getting louder
>and louder
>and louder, before it finally stops right outside the door.
>I stay in my corner for 5 minutes, before I work up the courage to go up the the door
>I need to leave this place
>I put my hand on the doorknob
>and very slowly I....
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>13939234

>>13812483
bat. raw.