/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20479230
Fantastic reading comprehension, champ. Just the greatest.

>>20389715
>YOUR COUNTRY IS TOO IRRELEVENT TO IMPLODE
Oh no!

>>19659876
>I am seated and the man there is explaining the food I am about to eat, how to eat it, why it is supposed to be amazing, no choice just his however many course 'experience' and spending more time trying to sell me on his dish than having me eat it. That's not food... that's not dining. In my opinion, the food should speak for itself, the customer should have the choice in what they wish to eat and I like a big portion, who doesn't? Cuisine should be simplified not a big song and dance. Good food. Done right. It's that easy. Nothing upsets me more than having a dish presented so pretty but the taste... bland.

Why does he act like is is a uniquely Japanese thing and not Haute Cuisine horseshit that was started by the FUCKING FRENCH
Duplicitous fucking frog cunt. God I hate them. God I hope Niger blocking uranium shipments leaves those baguettefaguettes freezing in the dark.
But he is right about the UMAMI shit. At the very most it should be used to signify a type of savoury, because it's as distinct from the savouriness of meat as fruit is from candy, despite being sweet, or peppercorn from chili despite both being spicy, but retards these days will be like THIS BARBEQUE SAUCE IS HECKIN UMAMI, TASTE THE UMAMI OF THIS BEEF CUBE, HEY IS THAT A TOMATO? MORE LIKE TOMAMI AM I RIGHT!

Still, FUCK THE FRENCH

>>18318366
he would drink voodoo ranger