/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14022859
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That's the things that /ck/ hates

Cut the cloth and trail the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if they are whole
Send them down the hall to roll!

That's the thing that /ck/ hates!

But seriously, you've posted this Dennys Hobbit menu garbage three times today. Stop it. Get some help. Find a real hobby.

>>14026368
Because I like quality content and getting (you)s from butthurt children. Stay seething faggot.