/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18368141
>move to new town in Flyovertown
>find out legit bakery is right down the road
>Anon, you got to try the bakery. they have bread, cakes, pastries, subs, pizza.
>order supreme pizza and large italian sub
>pizza crust is weird texture. Similar to Sicilian crust, but airier and thinner
>the crust tastes like bread, not like flatbread.

>italian sub looks great.
>big loaf of bread
>dry crumbly and same taste as the crust
>not heavy on meat or cheese
>veg is good, but not heavy either
>oil & vinegar was like absorbed instantly, but being so dry made no diffrence
>thinking it tastes like bread sandwich

thanks for reading my blog r*ddit.

>>18368155
Jersey Mikes

What's the most depressing meal you've ever had?

>Chinese restaurant that we go to frequently over the years
>Pretty good for a flyover Chink place
>In a popular strip mall with some department stores, movie theater, K-Mart, etc
>Flash forward 15 years
>Chinese place moves across mall into what was one of the department stores
>Go there during lunch break after the day after they reopened
>Dining room is fucking giant and ceiling is very high
>The buffet looks like it's for ants
>Late lunch so mostly empty
>Sitting in this giant room that isn't decorated with this royal blue shag carpeting and no music
>Never felt more alone even though food was good

It was a surreal experience.

2 pieces of Texas toast
2 slices of USDA Gubmint Cheese (Kraft Deli Deluxe good sub)
2 Eggs, preferably from the coop that morning
Salt
Pepper
Whole Milk
Butter

1. Butter pan on medium
2. whisk eggs with milk, salt, and pepper
3. cook eggs about 1/2 way
4. Place eggs in middle of TT and cheese
5. Butter back into pan med heat
6. Golden buttery brown, pull it
7. Go outside on the porch with a ice cold Coke and eat it.
8. Spend day exploring the woods, go-karting in the woods, shooting guns in the woods, and playing Nintendo when its too dark outside with the other kids on the block.
9. They took #8 from you.