/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>It’s a ‘some johny forgeiner tries to cook ethnic food’ episode

>>8369641
>my SO makes me eat with chopsticks when she cooks

Is this a joke? Fucking kill yourself you pathetic piece of shit. If she's not asian, kill yourself for having a weeab gf. If she is asian then fucking kill yourself for letting some slit eyed bitch tell you how to eat food.

You're a fucking embarrassment mate. Honestly like tears in rain its time for you to fuck off and die mate.

>>8365982
Are you not watching Masterchef: The Professionals (UK)

It's the best cooking show out there

>>8366146
>No sauce to bring the dish together

>Marcus will never compliment you on making a beautiful sauce that pulls the whole dish together

why live?

>It's a 'Marcus raves about the beautiful sauce' episode

>He doesn't blanch his vegetables

>>8336201
>tfw I'm too autistic to detect sarcasm or not

>>8326611
>better half

This man kicks down your door and storms into your kitchen and demands a meal.

What do you do and or make for him?

I enjoyed that guy fucking up his Carbonara. It's nice when I see something I literally could have done better.

It is easily the best cooking competition show.

Also Marcus has such a great meme face. He looks handsome as fuck with a beard. look at old pictures withot the beard and he looks shit

This man is watching you cook your most recent meal. How badly do you fuck up?