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>>9195824
>Marfans and anxiety
>Back in 11th grade I read some Beowulf stuff in English 3 and since then I've thought people see me like Grendel and I will have to meet the same fate he did one day (He was slain for leaving his cave and socializing while hideous)
>UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
>Become even more of a spectacle
>Surrounded by people and terrified
>Service woman is just standing at the counter yapping with some lady
>Face starts turning red and long silent farts begin
>Start to sweat, eyes going bloodshot, don't know what to do with my hands
>Start staring at everyone around me
>They're staring back then looking away uncomfortably
>People from checkout lines beyond the area are staring
>Service woman finally gets to me and I can feel the veins bulging out of my neck when I talk to her
>She starts ringing my stuff up for me
>Gnashing my teeth together as she gets the same errors I did
>Leave before I pass out