/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>one time i drank a bottle of vodka by myself withing 2 hours in the club
>i woke up in my house
>didn't know how i got there
>mom is freaking out
>friends tell me i passed out while walking
>fell streight on my face
>one side of my face is bruiced

>2 years later
>slamming beers with friends at a bar
>i get drunk fast because i didn't eat anything during the day
>go to the restroom to take a leak
>shitmyself
>NOPE.jpg
>nobody is in the restroom
>put a bunch of soap in one hand
> go to the shitter and trey to wipe all the shit form my boxers
>good thing my boxers absorbed all the shit
>take them off
>put soap inside the jeans just in case i smell, or the shit juice leaked out
>throw boxers in the thrash

ITT: alcoholic thread

I just downed a 6 pack of modelo and its 3:09 in the afternoon


Imma go to the liquor store in a little bit to get more beers
what do you guys recommend?

ive been sober for 3 months feels OK

i started to piss blood, thats why i quit. not to mention i lost my job and girlfriend.

i still miss getting hammered tho