/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm hungry and on a cut so I went to the trouble of fantasy-booking your meal.

>Rattlesnake bites
$6 600
>Tater skins
$7 1200
>Boneless wings
$10 1000
>Red Chilli Bowl
$5 300
>Half Slab ribs with loaded baked potato and corn
$17 1500
>Smothered 6 oz sirloin with Loaded sweet potato and Loaded mashed potatoes
$17 1600
>Pulled pork sandwich
$11 1300
>Mushroom Jack Chicken Sandwich
$12 1200
>Steamed Broccoli
$3 200
>Slice Apple Pie
$7 1300
>Strawberry Cheesecake
$7 800
>Brownie
$7 1200
>Applesauce
$3 150

Your total comes to $112 and around 14,350 calories. An average person would gain 3.5 pounds from eating this in one day, not counting the weight of the food. I'm so hungry.

>I don’t have enough time/money to eat healthy

Are these the two worst excuses of all time ever, or what?

What food will cure my depression? planning on going to the grocery store today

>I want to lose weight
>accidentally eat 2 big dinners, dessert, and some drinks until my stomach hurts

>Be me
>Muslim
>Order xlarge pizza from local italian sitdown restaurant

Didnt think the pizza had pork on it

Turns out that weird italian word was cured ham

Tell the waiter wtf is this BS creating complex words for pork

>walk out

>>13004549
Too late

>>12931449
Goddammit, now I feel like a fried egg!

>>12851328
>being in a relationship

>>12770726

>ordering an extra large pizza
>operator asks for how many people I'm ordering

>cook dinner just for me
>eat it
>still hungry
what the fuck do I do bros?
I keep running every day but the weight isn't coming off I said I wouldn't snack anymore fuck fuck fuck fuck

I just ate about 200g worth of sugar in the form of raisins.

>ate taco bell for dinner three times in the past week

I just ate 4 double croissantwiches.

I've overeaten the past two days, consumed about 7000 calories total. how do I cope?

mcdonalds 3 months in a row... I just can't stop myself... please help...

>>11957069
y-yeah, imagine...

>Just ate two large pizzas with ranch

>tfw getting fat again

>McDonald's for the seventh day in a row

>McDonald's nine days in a row

>McDonald's eight days in a row

>McDonald's seven days in a row

>McDonald's six days in a row