/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13284132
One absolute unit or 4 poofters.

The chavs rarely cook from scratch, that's too complicated, long and gay.

>Breakfast

Children's cereal and milk, or marmite/jam on toast, leftover takeaway or just a Benson. Bacon butty on the weekend.

>Dinner / Lunch (this is usually just snacks but bigger)

Sandwich, a really shit sandwich like Ham and Salad Cream. Or a shop bought one like BLT or Tuna Mayo. Bag of crisps, or two, or three. Chocolate biscuit bars like Penguins, Time-Out, Twix, etc.

Microwaveable stuff like Rustler's burger, Ginster's Cornish Pasty, Rustler's BBQ rib or any off-brand / alternative to these. there also exists baked beans and ketchup pasties.

Or just biscuits, crisps and sweets.

>Tea / Dinner

Chavs like to eat anything that comes frozen in a bag that you put in the oven for 15-30 minutes at 200C. Usually in a 'meat and two veg' manner.

Meat / main products include Bird's Eye Beefburger, Richmond sausages, Findus crispy pancakes, small sausage rolls, chicken nuggets/dippers, Chicken Kiev, etc.

Potato is a vegetable to them. Potato products like crinkle-cut chips, chips, fries, curly fries, waffles, etc.

Vegetable will be baked beans or spaghetti hoops. Maybe rarely mushy peas.

Some food they have as a main itself like Spaghetti bolognese, lasagne, Shepherd's Pie, Cheese pizza. Again, frozen. Served with a stick of garlic bread if Italian. Also frozen.

>Takeaway Food

The further north you go in England, the more cheese gets added to everything and the larger the portions get. Once you hit the Scottish border, they forget about the cheese and say aye fuck it let's batter fucking everything lads

Fries that are so hot they melt their polystyrene container, served with doner meat. Or served with cheese, gravy. Curry sauce in some parts. Doner meat on pizza. Doner Kebabs.

Chavs treasure their maccies and are highly territorial about it. You will see the local pride at any given time, guarding their local McDonalds from terrorists, pedos and gaylords.

>>10900225
>meals that trigger incels