/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11655253

I'm 35 now, but the Christmas Freshman year of college was fan-fucking-tastic:

>dad (widower, mom died of cancer) is serial dater just mowing his way through pussy my age at the time, brings most recent chew toy to dinner with the family.
>my Nan was in her early 80s then, is ancient now, noticeably pissed off my Dad is fucking someone as young as me and brings her to my Nan's house.
>everyone gets to talking, she brings up what her parents bought her for chanukah that year.
>dead silence covers the table.
>Nan drops her fork and starts staring at this young woman, and then my Dad.
>everyone goes back to eating.
>young woman: oh sorry I can't eat that it's not Kosher.
>Nan: we're not Jewish, eat or starve.
>her: excuse me?
>Nan: I was quite clear Christ killer.
>Dad: Mom!
>GranDad: Johnny shut your fucking mouth!!
>young woman: umm, maybe it's best I leave...
>me: laughing in silence into a cloth napkin.
>Dad: Anon stop laughing.
>Me: Don't disrespect Nan in her own home, Dad.
>Nan: das rite meme face.
>Cousins: all laughing hysterically.
>young woman: starts to cry, gets up and locks herself in the bathroom.
>Nan yelling very loud outside the bathroom door: I COUNTED THE DECORATIVE SOAPS, I KNOW HOW MANY WERE IN THERE BEFORE YOU WENT IN!!!
>mfw Nan told her not to mooch shell shaped mini soaps.
>young girl: leaves the house, sits in my Dad's car.
>GranDad: well, she can wait until we're done.
>Nan: yes, yes she can.
>Me: purple in the face from laughing so much.
>Dad: you lot are awful (goes out to arrange taxi for young woman, comes back inside).
>Nan: Johnny what's wrong with ya bringing a kinky haired shilock to my dinner table.
>Drunk Uncle: y-YEA!!!
>Nan: after supper we'll have drinks and pull the crackers, after that we can open gifts and relax over a coffee
>everyone: yea, good idea.
>night goes well after this. go home and fall asleep with the largest smile ever.

I wonder what ever happened to that young woman.

>>11475265

Let's see that crumb shot.

>>9111381

>people contract measles from feces

>>8979665

>being this jealous of Hitler.

>>8970186
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>>8967921

>Italian

No, they're Latin.

>>8961520

>mead is for neckbeards

>>8961521

>I'm making mead.

Classic.