/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14634222
Only time I've been banned it was site wide... then again i did post a guy letting earthworms crawl into his dickhole, avoid /gif/ if you know whats good for you

>>14533078
>done cooking..burn self trying to get to it

>>13438330
>ESL

>be me 6yo in line at grocery store
>mom won't let me get candy
>notice there is a ripped open pack of star bursts
>scope out my soundings, all clear
>snag a single starburst and pocket it
>heart pounding .gif
> wait till we get home and hide in closet behind a big jacket
>go to eat starburst
>tfw its a yellow one
>eat it anyway out of spite
>sneak to the bathroom and put the wrapper in a ball of TP just in case the toilet clogs and flush the evidence
>paranoid for months afterward
>so paranoid i make up my own language in my head just in case they have mind reader

>>12990825
buying super large containers of food is a shit idea for long term storage/ survival food because oncee you open the container it will start to go bad and no way in fuck could eat that much peanut butter before it spoiled. Also if bugs or rodents or even just a faulty seal on the container could ruin all your food instead just one normal size jar

>>12757604
wasting the most effective part of the drink! you're supposed to inhale the vapors deep as you can like a bong hit and hold it so the alcohol soaks directly into your bloodstream through your lungs.

>>12334868
>taste like stale cum.

where this could go but fuck it