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>>10471671
>>10475802
Look he posted it again. It literally never gets old.

>Spend every night off for the last 5 years getting piss drunk and stoned, cutting myself off from a social life or dating, drink alone and hide it so no one knows what an alchy I am
>full of regret and self-hate and a feeling of inevitability
>Never develop myself because my not-drunk free time is full of hangover, mental fog, and diarrhea
>Finally realize that if I keep this up I will never have a family or a legacy, my life will never improve, and I still have a chance to be happy if I can change myself
>Give up alcohol cold for lent
>Last about 3 weeks
>Dad gets me some beer because "it's the Duke game tonight son, you've gotta have a beer"
>Eh, not so bad
>Since I've already drank I might as well have a margarita and a beer with some friends
>Might as well go to a bar because everyone else is going too
>Might as well go to someone's apartment after last call because it's better than going home, right?
>Ended up drinking until 4am
>Horrific hangover the next day (Saturday)
>Drink 10 beers and a flask of rum alone and watch porn all night
>Work starts an hour late on monday, get drunk sunday night as well
>Work starts an hour late on tuesday, get drunk monday night as well
>Finish project 3 days early, have the rest of the week off
>Ended up getting trashed every night for a week straight
>Decide I need to just give up alcohol entirely
>Make a facebook post about how I'm no longer going to be drinking
>2 weeks later
>Dad just showed up with a case of gluten-free beer and said "thought you might want to try this"
wow thanks dad