/ck/ - Food & Cooking

There's literally no way to eat a banana without looking gay, or looking like a repressed gay.

>simply insert into your mouth, gay
>deep throat it, gay
>licking the tip, extremely gay
>taking quick, deliberate bites as it enters your mouth, very gay, you're trying to hide your discomfort
>breaking off pieces with your fingers, even more gay, you're signaling that you feel extremely uncomfortable eating the banana

This also applies to other similarly shaped foods, like corn dogs, pickles, churros, and soft serve ice cream.

lmao its literally natures penis

a banana. which way is the best to cook/prepare/serve? examples:
>cut into rounds, drizzle with hot sauce, salt and lime
>cut into rounds, drizzle with chocolate syrup
>in a cereal or oatmeal
>cut into rounds, use as layer in PB and banana sandwich
>smoothie with raw oats, milk, and hot cocoa powder
>in any other smoothie
> smashed and whipped with two eggs, use as batter for pancakes

>>10896867
Bananas

>>10878104
Here you go, now please go back to r*ddit

I call bs.. But if true, I'd cover my dick with it. Seriously.

There is not a single way to eat a banana without looking gay:

>put it in your mouth, gay
>deepthroat it, gay
>lick the tip, very gay
>cut it up with fork and knife, overcompensating, gay

Discuss.

What can I do with a banana