/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20583867
Being THIS 85IQ..
LOLOLOL!!

>>20468444
>Ebonics doesn't use the verb 'be' that way.
This is patently false. I have heard it used in EXACTLY that way, on multiple occasions.
Besides, we all know that Nogbonics is made up horseshit that all started as an easy way to let illiterate melanated retards stay stupid.
Go fuck yourself Timmy.

>>19771910
Yeah, College is a joke, but I get the impression she was also too retarded to comprehend what the instructor was saying and interpreted
>"you can just drain off any excess fat to make the ground beef less calorie dense"
into
>"DRAIN THE FAT INTO THE SINK THEN RINSE IT WITH TAP WATER"
I had a GF once WAY back, who was convinced that Vegetables are carbs. I tried to explain to her that while dietary fiber IS a carbohydrate, it's NOT the same as sugar or starch. She wasn't stupid either...maybe.
That gal would have little chance of protein poisoning though, you know she's gonna rip through a half gallon of ice cream or get some sugary dessert later.
That kind of thing only usually happens in a survival situation where all there is to eat is rabbit. That's why if you're going to depend on rabbits for foodstuffs, you should always have chickens or at least pigeons too.

>>19635770
Well..
THAT'S just shitty--FAGGOT!

>>19556014
I've been wondering...
Do you suppose certain demographic areas' KFCs wash their chicken in bleach and soap?
I've only had KFC ONCE in the last 15 years,(I don't eat fast "FOOD™" ) and about 20 minutes after eating 3 pieces and a biscuit from a "Bucket Deal" I felt like SHIT, and didn't eat anything for the next day and a half.
Threw the rest away too, and I HATE wasting food.
I guess people don't know that detergent DESTROYS your guts for a couple days. I can't imagine eating "chiggum" like that all the time. That's a good way to go around both incredibly unhealthy, and in a shitty mood all the time.

>>19553633
>checked
That's Anti-Semetic, anon...

>>19280706
KEK!!
Why are you so RaSSAISST??

>>19269614
>>19269625
It's an Easy-Bake oven for retarded "Adults" with more money than sense...
LOLOLOL!!!

>>19083270
Where's the follow up scenes where the Seagul---I mean Homeless people end up shitting all over the beach?