/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7114400

>Be a bong
>pray to mecca everyday
>head down to the pub where my 11 inbred brothers are fucking eachother
>ask OY M8 INNIT TOEM FER SUM RANCID EELS IS FWEE O CWOCK LUV in 'perfect' English
>get served a fishhead pie and rotten eels
>mush them together with my yellow bean teeth
>still hungry being a fat muslim so ask for a toast sandwich and some crushed leaves in a cup
>finish the meal with with a warm cup of semen, imported from america 16 hours ago
>walk home to prison cell in the rain
>someone mentions 'streaky bacon \' on way home
>become so outraged I pull out a 2 inch plastic knife to activate the switch on my explosive vest
>blow up half the street in the name of the queen

Brits need an IP ban on /ck/. they have literally nothing to offer on a food and cooking board except shitposting. the quality of the whole site would increase immensely if that happened.

>Authentic New Muslim cuisine

>>6974645

>too poor to even have images

You are you still mad a bobby stole your 7 iron?

>>6659611
>it's so puzzling how America does everything wrong according to what we over here know is obviously correct, and yet they still manage to be so big and important and successful.
Abundant natural resources and a century without having to fight any wars on our home soil sure as fuck didn't hurt. I'm sure if England hadn't had such a tough time of it during WWII the Brits would be frying watermelon by now.

Pic related is no less obscene.