/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Used to live next to a bakery
>Fell in love with a girl working there
>Wanted to be cute for her and ask her out
>Thought about it for a while
>Ended up marching into the bakery one morning
>Grabbed a baking sheet from the kitchen area
>Loudly shouted 'i want to sniff your sheets'
>said it in a very unclear fashion
>nobody laughed
>blank stares
>apologise and walk off