/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be ops grandma
>be old and sick
>incel neet grandson is visiting me
>'great maybe he finally got a job'
>instead he tells ME to buy a chicken for him to cook
>buy the chicken and follow his instruction
>incel grandson arrives
>spergs at me for following his own instructions
>decides to go out and buy ANOTHER fucking chicken instead of just ordering some stuff to eat
>spends the following two hours making some slop
>hungry as fuck by now
>nighttime already, incel grandson is finally done
>at this point so hungry I don't give a shit anymore and eat a double serving
>get a funny feeling in my stomach
>reminds me of the time I ate spoiled wartime rations
>get sick, can't even move properly
>incel grandson gets mad at me for eating his poisonous shit and leaves to post this story on 4chan for sympathy, calls me retarded
>spend the last 4 days shitting my guts out