/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15300618
This motherfucker right here. For a 1L bottle, the exchange rate from Argie pesos to US dollars is... somewhere between 1 and 2 dollars. First time drinking in general beyond parents offering to let me taste a sip of wine was with this shit, and now my body responds violently to any vodka at all.

>be 15 or 16
>fix friend's computer
>"Bruh how much I owe you?"
>nah, first time's free, just don't let it get fucked like this again, I explained how
>"Fine, if you won't take money, then I know"
>demands to take me with his family to eat pizza
>Sure, whatever, if you insist
>Go out and eat pizza with his family
>On the way back home, has his mother stop at a store, we go in
>Grabs a bottle of this fucker
>Nobody cards here so whatever, I've bought beer for my uncle before
>Get back to his place, get up on his fucking roof via his balcony
>Opens the bottle
>I remember it smelling absolutely identically to my sister's nail polish remover
>He fills two entire glasses
>"CHEERS BRO"
>Choke that shit down, it's god awful, holy shit, but I gotta because otherwise I'm a pussy, right?
>15 minutes later
>The fucking bottle is empty
>Start not feeling so hot
>15 more minutes later
>Lost my shit
>Crying for no reason
>Friend drunkenly tries to console, punch friend for no reason, loud fight, younger brother runs onto balcony and breaks the scuffle up
>Cry some more
>Laugh some more
>I'm sleepy
>Have to be helped down a flight of stairs or I'll die
>Collapse on some blankets on the floor
>Woken up at 5AM by the most god awful stomach ache I will ever experience in my life, alongside a killer headache and every muscle in my body feeling sore
>Crawl into bathroom
>Hug toilet
>Puke rapidly evacuates my body through every hole in my face
>Pick pieces of half-digested peppers out of my nostrils
>Wash my mouth out
>Leave without saying a word, catch a bus back home

If I taste vodka now I involuntarily dry heave. I'm not even joking, it's not something I can conrol.