/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>wake up at 4pm
>try to take picture of feral kitties outside of my house
>hands are shaking like Michael J Fox on the dance floor
>take 4 shots of vodka
>eat a ramen
>feelsgoodman

It just sucks that I have to get kick started every morning. I guess that's what coffee does for normies, though.
I haven't had coffee in so long.

>>9452145
Just realize you're damned and chase it with anything and take it like a champ. I had an old friend who used to need one of those a night in order to sleep, and that's the ticket. Drink, chase, repeat.
I'm a vodka/water man myself, but cola honestly helps that shit go down easier.

>>9432663
Women's (((liberation))) or some such. Honestly as a guy I don't mind because I learned how to cook at an early age from my mom and grandma, learned all the family recipes and """secrets""" and cook any damn thing requested of me. Every girl I've dated has been laughably incompetent in the kitchen. I learn their favorite dishes or general tastes and surprise cook for them (early on I never let them know I can cook). Last girl I brought homemade cookies to her work for all her coworkers for Christmas. Another girl I brought all my sushi stuff to her apartment after a bad day and made her favorite rolls.

It pays off, the pussy game has been insane for doing such things senpai desu.