/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Imagine dropping $4 on pic related, having it confiscated in customs, and being fine $500 for trying to import an illegal weapon because the plastic sheath has holes in it that would allow you to carry it on a string around your neck, making it a "neck knife".
Because that's what I woke up to today.

>>10960498
No, actually. I'm Danish and am waiting on my court date for ordering one of these on eBay. Turns out that the sheath has a hole in it so that one might wear it on a necklace. That makes it an illegal "neck knife" and I am facing either a hefty fine or actual jailtime for buying for my camping trips with my brother. At any rate I'll have a record which will fuck up job opportunities for the rest of my life.
When I speak out against oppressive states it's because I live in one.

Funny enough, Kinder eggs are still legal here, though.

Just got a notice from the cops here that they'll be seeing me soon about my attempt to import this illegal knife I bought on eBay.
It was to be a cheap camping backup because my brother always forgets his.
I live in Denmark and I have no fucking clue what's illegal about this thing.
Feeling nervous, lads.