/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9467533

>>9109663

Clean stove, only dirt is around the pot. Well done for this board.

>>9046770

>>8960348

Jokes on you cumdumpster, I'm married with kids. Roastie confirmed.

>mfw you'll wind up pathetically alone surrounded by cats until you die.

>>8905505

BLOW A KISS TO MY DICK, WASH MY BODY WITH A SPONGE.

FEED ME FLA-VOR-ICEs PUT THE CHRONIC IN MY LUNGS.

>>8877591

>projecting this hard

LOL @ you being one of those people who bought a MemeMask™ distributed by Time Warner, to fight the corporations and updated the world from your iPhone about taking down the man.

>>8860869

How is adding eggs and chicken grease to sawdust (Matzomeal) the same as adding extra eggs to leavened bread? Also, ones Kosher the other isn't.

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>>8822772

Dented or punctured cans. Hold the test of time and age VERY well.

>>8812657

All cultures season their stock, East Asians are near-autism levels of this mandatory addition. Just admit you learned to cook off Television and YouTube and call it a day.

>>8807942

Genocide actually. Seems more fitting. Nature doesn't coddle weakness. Why should we, we are but animals afterall.

>>8800240

Pegging isn't gay, nor is submitting to women.

>>8774584

>American fitness

>>8770381

He's not it's the truth.

>>8766569

>use a girl like that

Literally, I know. She gets a retard check from the government every month, handicapped parking and social perks like not waiting on lines, and infinite sympathy from the PC crowd, pair this with the "aww he's such a nice guy" comments constantly stroking your ego... I bet you COULD use a girl like that.

>>8759008

Nice pasta blog.

>>8726605

Class.

>>8719661

>be on vacation
>KFC buffet in town
>go there with brother
>$8 all you can eat
>clear house, they only had 8 or so trays to choose from to begin with
>ask to see manager
>tell them we need more chicken
>you'vehadenough.jpg
>sperg out Homer Simpson style about being denied all we could eat
>causing a scene now, brother laughing maniacally to the side of me
>cackling ensues and manager bribes us with food to leave
>NOTGOODENUF4ME REEEEEEE
>keep sperging out about false advertising, muh rights and demand franchise owners information
>manager fills 3 buckets of chicken and tosses a dozen or so biscuits in another bucket
>finally satisified we leave, walk back to the hotel
>rent porn movie, sit there with my brother eating chicken and watching porn
>parents knock on our room door and I get up to let them in
>"where did all that chicken come from?"
>brother and I start laughing and say we'll see them in the breakfast area in the morning
"Ooookkaaaaay then"
>parents still talk about how we got $100+ worth of chicken when they onlt gave us $20 to begin with
>15+ year inside joke of my brother and I sending pictures of eachother eating at KFCs across the country

>>8714720

>>8713726

>ta da

>>8704754

>I don't like marinara

Neat...

>>8702646

>his parents hate him so much they need a 3 week break from him

How's that abandonment complex coming along faggot?

>>8694354

Francaise is super easy to make.

2 cups chicken stock
4 Tbs butter
4 Tbs lemon juice
1 Tbs minced garlic
1 tbs minced onion
.25 cup fresh chopped parsley

Here's the tricky part, throw all that shit together (except the parsley) in a sauce pan and reduce by half. Add to cooked pasta, toss in fresh parsley, mix, serve.

Easy peasy m8.

If you REALLY want to wow them, fry up some chicken cutlets to go with this pasta, coating it in the same sauce.

>>8691256