/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20374665
>strawberries are pink

It's so weird to me how a lot of people DON'T celebrate Christmas starting 24 to 25, waiting for midnight to exchange gifts and dine.

>>18300745
>>18300586
Making meatloaf?

>>18261569
>neapolitan-style DOP pizza dough with ample amounts of nutella
gross

>>17634682
>Grown man
>Calls himself Mikey

Dealing unethically with livestock to adhere to someone else's hocus-pocus, voodoo bullshit is pretty lame. But if you need the money you need the job.

>>17098403
>he's not dead yet
>96 fucking years old

>>17092562
>the fact that your country has probably no relevant research universities, while we have the majority of them that exist in the world
>when your kid or someone gets horribly burned one day and they get spray-on skin that heals the wound perfectly with no scarring, remember to thank us. thank us for the device you're using, on the internet we built, which still runs on our products today, many of them even using semiconductors that we still produce here
>we just *don't care* about your shit the way you seem to endlessly care about us. it's little man syndrome, and trust us, we know who the little men are.

>>17033819
>>17034131
>>17034664
>cutting pizza with scissors.

> tells me to give up gas for the environment
> spend thousands installing electric stove
> imdoingmypart.png
> find out my country is 90% powered by dirty brown coal
mfw jewtube guilt tripped me into increasing my greenhouse emissions

>>16999559
You've never had bacon eggs for dinner or a Sunday roast lunch? Remove the stick from your ass.

>>16798004
Oh no not a heckin spelling error

I didn't eat it, but I went to a study group thing for a group project and the "host" tried to make us eat oysters that looked like they had cow shit on them. What the fuck!
>Mfw

>>16713869
Plenty of Aussies go to png to walk the kokada trail, it's apparently a violent shithole
t. Aussie who's never been to Papua

I know you CAN make a McDonald's burger at home, but why would you? I don't get it.

>>16628251
I know the process to poached eggs. But can you put more than one in at a time?
I've got a stainless steel pan that has a rack I guess you would call it with holes in it and it holds stainless steel egg cups. You boil water under them. I guess they'd be steamed eggs. They come out shaped and I always grease the egg cups with butter too so it's like fried steamed eggs or some shit. My only problem is the white never sets properly while keeping a runny yolk. So I just turn them upside down which actually happens to be the easiest way to get them out of the cups. Thanks for reading my blog.
>Mfw I actually said all that shit and I'm still going to hit the post button.

>>16593661
Yeah, he sounds like a dick.

>>16463530

>>16252968
Are pre-packaged sandwiches not common everywhere?

>>16251271
Why the fuck did she cook the pasta before the sauce was ready?