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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Malloy

>immune to alcohol poisoning
>along with immunity to antifreeze, rat poison, and turpentine poisoning
>wood alcohol also doesn't kill him
>survived consuming carpet tacks
>survived sleeping a full night in freezing temperatures out on the snow
>survived being run over by a taxi
>finally released from his mortal coil by his murderers filling his lungs with gas through a hose while recovering from being run over
>When you want money so bad you run around in circles trying to kill a homeless alcoholic who's will to drink keeps him alive