/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I hate this asshole. He's literally plebbit in the form of a tv-chef. He has only mediocre understanding of actual cooking, most of which is stuff that he parrots from others instead of it coming from experience. He's constantly using "novel" techniques for no other reason than to be different from the rest, whether it actually makes better food or not.

His recipe for a grilled cheese sandwich actually involves literally grilling the fucking bread and cheese, as opposed to frying it. As if it makes a better product just because it's called "grilled cheese". It's like if you wanted to make toast, and instead of putting the bread into a toaster you try to make it in a dry skillet. For a toaster does not actually toast bread but roasts it, as toasting is commonly understood to be done by dry direct heat (like on a skillet without oil), while roasting is done by dry indirect heat (like in an oven or a toaster).

But would actually toasting bread, as opposed to roasting it like is standard practice, make a better product just because you conform to correct cooking terminology? Of course not, as the heat would be applied much more unevenly than with roasting or frying in fat. The only reason for Alton Brown to make his grilled cheese sandwich by actually grilling it is his insufferable redditor mindset where you can't just use the standard method to make something, oh no, because you're fucking Alton Brown and you're just so much better than the plebs and their fried cheese sandwiches, so you have to go out of your way to heat up the fucking grill for a two minute snack in order to produce what is, indeed, a true grilled cheese sandwich, despite it not producing any better of an end result.

I hate Alton Brown so god damn much.

>>8571195
NO FUCK OFF ODD NUMBERS ARE EBIL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>flip my pancake
>the top looks perfect
>take it off, bottom looks like shit
Gets me everytime.

>made everything from scratch

So you foraged in the woods for mushrooms?

Grew your own tomatoes and crushed them into a paste and seasoned them with you're freshly grown and dried herbs?

Grew your own wheat?!!

>coriander

>tfw had to drive down town this weekend when it was full of degenerate bikers and normies

>gf says "I'll cook dinner for you anon."
>asks for help in the kitchen halfway through.

>>6299960
did the person just stuff the chicken and rice in a rice cooker in same time?

>>6279060
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIE

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If I was JUST skinny, but noooo, also had to have eye circles since I was like 5 years old. Pale too. Fat people have it better, at least fat people are so numerous now that no one really sees it as something odd.

>>6265251
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>caviar
NORMIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>spend 6 hours making stock
>spend another 4 hours making soup

>its beautiful
>best soup ive ever made
>still kinda hot
>start pouring it into my huge glass container
>phew didnt spill any
>oh wait I think I would like some extra spice
>add some garlic chili paste
>stirring it
>spoons lightly clinks side

>HUGE hole appears and soup spills everywhere

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YOU /ck/ MOD

YOU AND YOUR PIZZA THREADS ARE NO LONGER THE DOMINANT FORCE

THE AGE OF THE TENDY HAS BEGUN

BEGUN, THE TENDY WAR, HAS

YOU MESS WITH ONE OF US, YOU MESS WITH ALL OF US!

GOTHAM'S NOT EVEN KNOWN FOR IT, FAGGOT!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>6170055

you are fucked in the head if you actually believe a man should be put in a cage because he used a harmless plant to heal his sick daughter.

you are the worst kind of person