/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4579409
Oh GOD, how can someone be this ridiculously STUPID. You're not even worth responding to.
0/10 try harder.

>>4537807
You've blasphemed the visage of Noel in your vegan propaganda post. You must be punished.

>>4314661
You. I don't like you.

The WORST pizza I've ever had.
>order a pizza from a local "New York" style pizza place
>have had their pizza before, and it was excellent, perfect representation of New York pizza
>Order about 45 minutes before they close, for pickup.
>Order a jalapeno, pepperoni and pineapple
>Pick it up, smells good, get it home
>Open the box, and WAT?
>Pizza is undercooked as hell, there's a smattering of pepperoni and pineapple, and then a metric FUCKTON of jalapenos on it.
>I mean the pizza is literally covered in jalapenos, with about 6 pieces of pineapple, and maybe 10 pepperonis on it.
>Center is raw
>Can't call to complain, because the place is closed now and they don't answer the phone.
>Pick a bunch of the jalapenos off and eat, after heating in the oven to finish cooking
>Get food poisoning anyway
>mfw

I realize that places start shutting things down as they get closer to closing time (I've worked in the food industry myself), but that was fucking ridiculous. They just really didn't give a fucking shit. It's sad too, because I've had their pizza before and it was great, but I'm not ordering from there again, because they obviously don't give a shit about quality and customers.

>>4151538
>aesthetics over quality
>mfw

>>4049006
Well, I'll be goddamn. Okay, then, fuck it I've spent too much time doing this as it is.

>>3974017
>Good luck producing all of those flours without modern methods and equipment.

What the fucking fuck? I can buy all those flours at my local stores. What does modern methods and equipment have anything to do with it? You are either a complete idiot or a really bad troll.

Fucking people here in NorCal who think they've just discovered pulled pork. Jesus.....
>Hipster anon - "OMG, anon, have you ever had pulled pork? Such and such/So and so makes the BEST pulled pork!"
>Me - "Um, yeah, I've been eating pulled pork since I was a small child. I'm from the South."
>Hipster anon -"Ewwww, hillbillies!"
>mfw

There's so much ignorant faggotry in this thread, I want to kill it with fire.